Post by Luke Roberts on Mar 22, 2014 22:57:31 GMT
No Chance In Hell goes over the area as here he comes, It's Luke Roberts, The owner of URW, Luke enters the ring .
Luke has a mic in his hand .
Luke : Lemme introduce myself to you, I am Luke Roberts, the founder and owner of Uprising Wrestling, And you're the fans, aight ?
Fans boo heavily as a shut up! sound hits , Here comes Michael Johannas, the color commentator here in the URW.
Michael : I... Am... Michael, Michael Johannas, do you know who I am ? The greatest commentator in the whole fucking world.
Voice : *In a funny sound* Hehe, the greatest commentator from the backwards , maybe.. If you are the greatest commentator, I am the greatest comedian and commentator, haha!
Mr.Bean's song strike the area.
Here comes Paul Beans , he grabs a mic.
Paul Beans : Hehe, everyone! My name is hehe! Paul Beans ! Yeah baby ! Yeah! (Paul shakes his head like in rock n roll)
Fans cheer for him.
Paul Beans and Michael Johannas head to the commentary table.
Luke Roberts : Are you ready?
Fans : For WHAT ?!
Luke Roberts : For the greatest change in URW? A greatest announcement.
Yes! Chants begin.
Crash by Fit For Rivals break the area.
What? Chants begin.
We see a guy in a black suit, He's masked, coming with another masked guy.
Paul : Who's this hehe ?
Michael : Why do you always laugh, please stop!
Paul : Teehee!
Michael : Aaaargh!
The black-masked guys hand shake Luke Roberts.
Luke Roberts : Now are you ready ?
Yes!
Luke Roberts : Get the masks off guys.
As the two guys get the mask off, It appears to be !
Michael : And OMG! It's Maestro! Maestro Punk is here! What is he doing with Lance Storm, right in the URW?
Paul : Maybe it's a coontraaaaact baaaaby.
Luke Roberts : And yes it is, but more than a contract.
What?! Chants again.
Luke Roberts : I can now announce, Maestro Punk is the first official superstar to sign with URW, Rumors are true, Maestro was backstage for a contract, but Maestro ain't only a wrestler, He's also , A .....
What?! Chants again.
Luke Roberts : GE...NE...RA..L! MA..NA..GE..R
Michael : WTF ? A wrestler and a .
Paul : And haha ! Yes ! Maestro is a general manager ! The General Manager of Real Deal!
Luke Roberts : Our official area is the URW area in Los Angeles. We have 4 single championships, and 2 tag championships . They are : Singles : URW Championship (main)
URW World heavyweight championship. (Secondary)
URW Intercontinental Championship.
Divas Championships, While the tags are : URW Wrestlers Tag Team Championships and URW Divas tag team championships, We're doing a tournament after we have enough wrestlers for a contract, a tournament for the Intercontinental championship first, and the winner wins the IC title and also, earns a spot for the URW WHC tournament and the winner earns a spot for the URW Championship tournament. You gotta feel the wrath, we also have development territory coming soon, so wait. Wait for it.
Luke has a mic in his hand .
Luke : Lemme introduce myself to you, I am Luke Roberts, the founder and owner of Uprising Wrestling, And you're the fans, aight ?
Fans boo heavily as a shut up! sound hits , Here comes Michael Johannas, the color commentator here in the URW.
Michael : I... Am... Michael, Michael Johannas, do you know who I am ? The greatest commentator in the whole fucking world.
Voice : *In a funny sound* Hehe, the greatest commentator from the backwards , maybe.. If you are the greatest commentator, I am the greatest comedian and commentator, haha!
Mr.Bean's song strike the area.
Here comes Paul Beans , he grabs a mic.
Paul Beans : Hehe, everyone! My name is hehe! Paul Beans ! Yeah baby ! Yeah! (Paul shakes his head like in rock n roll)
Fans cheer for him.
Paul Beans and Michael Johannas head to the commentary table.
Luke Roberts : Are you ready?
Fans : For WHAT ?!
Luke Roberts : For the greatest change in URW? A greatest announcement.
Yes! Chants begin.
Crash by Fit For Rivals break the area.
What? Chants begin.
We see a guy in a black suit, He's masked, coming with another masked guy.
Paul : Who's this hehe ?
Michael : Why do you always laugh, please stop!
Paul : Teehee!
Michael : Aaaargh!
The black-masked guys hand shake Luke Roberts.
Luke Roberts : Now are you ready ?
Yes!
Luke Roberts : Get the masks off guys.
As the two guys get the mask off, It appears to be !
Michael : And OMG! It's Maestro! Maestro Punk is here! What is he doing with Lance Storm, right in the URW?
Paul : Maybe it's a coontraaaaact baaaaby.
Luke Roberts : And yes it is, but more than a contract.
What?! Chants again.
Luke Roberts : I can now announce, Maestro Punk is the first official superstar to sign with URW, Rumors are true, Maestro was backstage for a contract, but Maestro ain't only a wrestler, He's also , A .....
What?! Chants again.
Luke Roberts : GE...NE...RA..L! MA..NA..GE..R
Michael : WTF ? A wrestler and a .
Paul : And haha ! Yes ! Maestro is a general manager ! The General Manager of Real Deal!
Luke Roberts : Our official area is the URW area in Los Angeles. We have 4 single championships, and 2 tag championships . They are : Singles : URW Championship (main)
URW World heavyweight championship. (Secondary)
URW Intercontinental Championship.
Divas Championships, While the tags are : URW Wrestlers Tag Team Championships and URW Divas tag team championships, We're doing a tournament after we have enough wrestlers for a contract, a tournament for the Intercontinental championship first, and the winner wins the IC title and also, earns a spot for the URW WHC tournament and the winner earns a spot for the URW Championship tournament. You gotta feel the wrath, we also have development territory coming soon, so wait. Wait for it.
